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The modern miracle of Hanukah - by: Sitar Harel

It was the year 2011 CE. The internet pirate group greeces267 had just taken over the whole internet. They forced all other internet groups to bow down to their firewalls, and download their pirated dvds. Only one group stood up to these evil pirates, and they were the jewzorz180s. They refused to bow down to anything but their holy flying spaghetti monster and they were appalled when the evil greeces put a cat in their holy forum of worship. The leader of the greeces, Antiochusinator8966 planned to destroy all religions but Internexplorerism and he tried to do so by shutting down all forums. He did not expect rebellion, and that is exactly what the jewzorz did. They had a terrible flaming war, each side coming up with more terrible insults than the others, and at a point were all seemed lost for the jewzorz, their leader, mattityahu123 prayed to the FSM to smite the evil greeces, and so it was done. Antiochusinator8966’s computer screen suddenly showed a blue screen of death! The war was lost for the greeces267s. The jewzorz cautiously loaded their forum but it was all for naught. The server was down! The jewzorz searched and searched for a server to host their forum when they found one last hosting site that would host the forum for only one month for free. It would take them 8 months to build a new server. They used the free hosting and a month past. They loaded the forum the morning after only to find that it was still being hosted! A miracle! The server continued to be hosted for 8 months after which a new server was built and all was at peace in the internet again. This is the modern miracle of Hanukah.